Well maybe not 5,000 , but he's got quite an assortment of headwear.

Bob_Estus says: Where does one buy a hat shaped like a pumpkin pie?

Host AndyPartridge says: At the Ally Ben Hassens 24 hour kosher hat centre. Familys catered to.*

Know where to get a head in this life? Send it in.

Hey, five more hats, thanks to Natalie Jacobs!

*Text appropriated from Rifff Chat #2 with Andy Partridge 9-4-97 (so Seuss me...)