I also decided that it would be pretty pathetic if my imaginary friends were sad and grumpy all the time. Therefore my imaginary friends are genetically incapable of not being happy.
Being the strange person that I am, I once made up some imaginary friends to amuse myself. I could have made them into the ordinary invisible friends that follow people around, but I was afraid people might call the police. So I decided I would project their imaginary personalities onto throughly real objects.
I call them "petroleum bi-products" because they are certainly made of some form of petroleum product.
They are sea-urchin like things that look like this:
I also decided that it would be pretty pathetic if my imaginary friends were sad and
grumpy all the time. Therefore my imaginary friends are genetically incapable of not being happy.
They also happen to have rather high opinions of themselves. "Well of course we do," says Molly, "we ARE superior beings you know."
However, things got worse. I eventually became quite attached to the little things, and now I've decided to dedicate a web page to them. *Sigh* I need a life.
Molly is green, and happens to be my oldest imaginary friend. Molly thinks we humans are never happy enough, so she devised these happy habits to help us out.
Molly's Top 5 Happy Habits
Lauren is pink. Zia is red. They started out as identical twin sisters, but Zia dyed herself red to be a rebel.
Zia likes explosions: "BOOM!" says Zia.
Lauren asked me out on a date once, and refused to believe me when I told her we were totally incompatible species.
I think he's orange:
But Molly, Lauren, and Zia say he's more of a tan color:
Written By Dusty Reichwein
Last Updated: September 24, 2000